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Day 338: CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH: Chapped Lips

YERMITS VS. ROBOTS VS APPLES: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.

CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!(we have a shiny new title, thanks to Sarah Apple)

This is week thirteen! The Theme: CHAPS AND LIPS.

Chaps and Lips! Cowboys! kissing! Hooray!

Wait.

oh.

oh crap.

It’s CHAPPED LIPS?

really?

oh dear.

um…. oops:

Here is Jenny Yermit’s chapped entry:

Her outfit matches her lips! Winter chic. It makes me want to whip out the chap stick just looking at her!

Here is Sarah Apple’s lippy entry:

check out her entry to see the insane amount of work she put into those lips.

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November 28 2010 | accessories and occupations | 3 Comments »

Day 336 – Yermits vs Robots: FORBIDDEN LORE

YERMITS VS. ROBOTS VS APPLES: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.

This is week eleven! The Theme: Forbidden Lore.

Okay, so I was going to do a Freemason bot for this week’s theme, but have you seen a freemason lately? They wear these aprons? It’s… uh… traditional or something? Anyway, I just couldn’t do it. Freemasonry may have a solid foundation of mystical woowoo and secret, forbidden lore roots, but the apron is a dealbreaker.

But you know who is totally stuffed full of forbidden lore?

Mothereffin Knights Templar. (Actually, it would seem that the freemasons are at least partially responsible for some of the lore surrounding the Templars. OF COURSE.) Anyway, supposedly the Knights Templar know all sorts of things, like where the holy grail is, and the masonic secrets, and how they get the caramel into a caramilk bar.

I am, of course, skeptical. If the Knights Templar knew where the Holy Grail was, they totally could have made nazis drink from it so that they would melt. That could’ve worked, right?

Also I should probably make a Monty Python reference here, to go along with that Indiana Jones one.

and here he is looking all full of secret lore and magical knowledge:

Here is Jenny Yermit’s forbidden entry:

Wooo, dragon. I have seen this in person and it is wonderful.

NEXT WEEK: FABRIC SWAP!

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November 14 2010 | homage and myths | 1 Comment »

Day 335 – Yermits vs Robots vs Apples: The Berlin Wall

YERMITS VS. ROBOTS VS APPLES: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.

This is week ten! The Theme: The Berlin Wall.

This week is EXTRA AWESOME because this week, we have a guest contestant!

Do you know of the Sarah Apple? One time we were stuck on a plane that was going to crash into a mountain and she sewed all the seat covers into a giant parachute, slung me over her shoulder, and jumped out of the plane to safety. On the gentle descent down, she knit me a pair of socks while singing me a german lullaby.

TRUE STORY.

Anyway. This week’s theme is HARD. HARD LIKE A CONCRETE WALL.

Look, I was like, 8 years old when the Berlin Wall came down. You know what I remember about that time? “Oh, a wall. HOLY CRAP A MY LITTLE PONY COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!”

So I had to do a little research. You know what’s hard to find the funny in? Yep, the Berlin Wall. Not a lot of funny there. But one thing that really stuck out at my was the number of banana jokes that purportedly originated in East Berlin. Luxury goods and exotic foods were hard to come by, so bananas seem to stand in for a lot of the food disparities between East and West.

So of course my Berlin Bot has a banana!

Here is Jenny Yermit’s genius entry:

A TOURIST. This is the smartest solution to the theme, I wish I’d thought of it!

And here is where Sarah Apple’s entry will be!

check out her entry to see his wild side. Love this guy- so adorable!

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November 07 2010 | accessories and homage | 3 Comments »

DAY 333 – Yermits vs Robots; Space, the final frontier

YERMITS VS. ROBOTS: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.

This is week eight! The Theme: NASA SPACE CHALLENGE.

We were inspired by the Etsy/NASA Space Contest (which sadly isn’t open to Canadians. Booo, waaah, grouse, etc).

It’s probably not typical, but when I think of the history of space exploration, I think of the animals that were actually the first astronauts. And since this was specifically NASA-themed, I couldn’t do my favourite, Laika. So I thought I would do the first monkey, Albert. Like many of the animals that paved the way for human spaceflight, Albert died in flight. So when I think of the awesomeness of space, and the amazing advances NASA makes in science, I also think about the animals that were the first Earth eyes to see outside of out atmosphere.

And then I think about how terrified the animals must have been, and I feel bad. Animals are pretty much always taking one for the team when it comes to humans. We are going to be SO SCREWED when they evolve opposable thumbs and giant brains.

And, because this is Robot a Day and we thrive on factual accuracies in our robots* here is Albert in his space helmet:

*bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Here is Jenny Yermit’s totally win-tastic entry:

Wow. Just…. wow. Seriously, wow. Amazing. Jenny really captured all the details here, the orange suit, the pose with helmet… the flag in the background. So perfect.

NEXT WEEK’S THEME: TBA

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October 24 2010 | animals and homage and occupations | 4 Comments »

Day 327 – Yermits vs Robots; Favouritest Doctor

YERMITS VS. ROBOTS: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.

This is week two. The Theme: YOUR FAVOURITE DOCTOR.

I really only have one thing to say: FEZZES ARE COOL.

Also, bowties:

Here is Jenny Yermit’s AMAZINGLY AWESOME entry:

I LOVE IT. CHECK OUT THAT FREEZE RAY!

It also falls to me to provide this week’s prize: one lucky commenter (on either blog, it doesn’t matter) will win a robot fingerpuppet wearing a fez! hurrah!

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September 12 2010 | accessories and homage and myths and occupations | 11 Comments »