generic cialis for daily use
generic cialis discount card
generic cialis discount generic
generic cialis drug online
generic cialis drug
generic cialis for men
generic cialis for normal men
generic cialis for sale
generic cialis generic pharmacy
generic cialis generic soft tab
generic cialis get
generic cialis multiple erection
generic cialis order online
generic cialis order site
generic cialis pill online
generic cialis pills for women
generic cialis provider
generic cialis results
generic cialis tips
generic cialis women take

Day 336 – Yermits vs Robots: FORBIDDEN LORE

YERMITS VS. ROBOTS VS APPLES: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.

This is week eleven! The Theme: Forbidden Lore.

Okay, so I was going to do a Freemason bot for this week’s theme, but have you seen a freemason lately? They wear these aprons? It’s… uh… traditional or something? Anyway, I just couldn’t do it. Freemasonry may have a solid foundation of mystical woowoo and secret, forbidden lore roots, but the apron is a dealbreaker.

But you know who is totally stuffed full of forbidden lore?

Mothereffin Knights Templar. (Actually, it would seem that the freemasons are at least partially responsible for some of the lore surrounding the Templars. OF COURSE.) Anyway, supposedly the Knights Templar know all sorts of things, like where the holy grail is, and the masonic secrets, and how they get the caramel into a caramilk bar.

I am, of course, skeptical. If the Knights Templar knew where the Holy Grail was, they totally could have made nazis drink from it so that they would melt. That could’ve worked, right?

Also I should probably make a Monty Python reference here, to go along with that Indiana Jones one.

and here he is looking all full of secret lore and magical knowledge:

Here is Jenny Yermit’s forbidden entry:

Wooo, dragon. I have seen this in person and it is wonderful.

NEXT WEEK: FABRIC SWAP!

Share

November 14 2010 | homage and myths | 1 Comment »

Day 276 – Napoleon Bot

It’s been awhile since high school history class, and I realized that I really only have two hazy recollections about Napoleon: he was a french dude who did some stuff, and he was shorty mcshortshort.

So, I thought I should probably fact check this, mostly because all I really remember about this unit was that the teacher played ABBA’s “Waterloo” for us (warning, the first bit of that video will totally give you seizures. And not just because of what Bjorn is wearing.). So I went where we all go when fact checking is needed: the Wikipedia.

The consensus:

1. Napoleon: TOTALLY FRENCH
2. Napoleon: TOTALLY A DUDE
3. Napoleon: TOTALLY DID SOME STUFF
4. Napoleon: TOTALLY WHO ABBA WAS SINGING ABOUT
5. Napoleon: NOT ACTUALLY THAT SHORT AFTER ALL.

So there you go. Mr. Bonaparte wasn’t labouring under a need to prove himself because of a height complex, he was labouring under a need to prove himself so he could take command and rule the world. Just like every other General-type dude in history.

Share

August 31 2009 | homage | 1 Comment »