Day 322 – Lobster Bot
I don’t have much to say about this one, except LOOK AT THIS TERRIFYLY GIANORMOUS LOBSTER. Now you never need to sleep again.
August 02 2010 | animals | 1 Comment »
Day 318 – Short Life Expectancy Bot
One would think that if you wore a red shirt, you’d look around the red shirt dorm in the starship, and at all your red shirt friends, and realize that there were a hell of a lot less of you than you started with. And then maybe you’d think “hey, it’s time for a new career!”.
July 04 2010 | moods | 1 Comment »
Day 272 – Bad Taste Bot
Sometimes you just gotta mix those plaids.
Even if it does make other people’s eyes cross.
August 17 2009 | moods | 4 Comments »
Day 271 – Rosie the Riveter Bot
For once I don’t even have anything smart-assy to say. I’m all like “Damn right, Rosie, we CAN DO IT”.
As far as I’m concerned, “it” is BEING TOTALLY AWESOME.
We can do that, right?
August 13 2009 | homage | 9 Comments »
Day 261 – Clown Bot
Look, clowns actually terrify me. The whole time I was making this, I was crying from the horror. THE HORROR.
July 09 2009 | occupations | 4 Comments »
Day 244 – Daruma Doll Bot
For those who don’t know, Daruma Dolls are for wishing. I’m wishing for a puppy. With laserbeam eyes.
June 10 2009 | myths | 1 Comment »
Day 229 – Robin Bot
Honestly, I thought I had already done a robin, which is why you haven’t seen one before now. Turns out I had only thought of doing one. Clearly, I need some sort of master list… or rather, one that exists in actual, corporeal form, and not just in my head.
Regardless, last year a robin nested on our front porch, and the nest is still there, and I totally want to keep it but everyone seems to think it will be full of grossness and bugs. But! How cool are nests! Since robins build a new nest every time they are ready to lay eggs, it won’t harm any birds. Granted, I haven’t pulled that thing down yet to see how full of baby bird crap it is. Maybe that’s the first step.
May 12 2009 | animals | 3 Comments »
Day 206 – Cherry Bot
Mmmmmm cherries! When I was little, my dad always told me that eating lots of cherries will make you poop. He also told me that you should poop at work, because then you get paid for it.
Sage advice, folks.
April 06 2009 | food | 2 Comments »
Day 191 – Living Dangerously Bot
Doesn’t this bot know that magnetism is a gateway drug!?
March 13 2009 | moods | No Comments »
