YERMITS VS. ROBOTS: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.
This is week five. The Theme: Spinsters and Trollops.
I chose to go with: COUGAR BOT.
This is one of those bots where I know, I just know, that it’s something my mother is going to ask me to explain. As in “What’s a cougar?”.* I pre-emptively googled cougar, and mostly it’s just pictures of Demi Moore.
* If you don’t know what a cougar is, you should probably check out this link: THIS IS WHAT A COUGAR IS
Here is Jenny Yermit’ssuperbly fantastic entry:
Spinster by day, trollop by night!
NEXT WEEK’S THEME: POTATOES. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING. IT IS POTATOES.
October 03 2010 | myths and occupations and Uncategorized | 2 Comments »
Dentures are the kind of thing that’s funny until you need them yourself.
I’d like to mention that I still find them HILARIOUS.
April 04 2010 | accessories | 2 Comments »
So… I guess this means the bots are going downhill from here, folks.
I hope you are looking forward to Day #306: Silver Bot, Day #312: Robot bot, and Day #322: Stereotypical Robot a Day Bot.
March 29 2010 | homage | 1 Comment »
You know it’s a really sour lemon when it can crumple metal like that.
March 15 2010 | moods | 1 Comment »
I’ve been trying to come up with something clever involving a silicon/silicone pun, but all I really want to write is WOULD YOU LOOK AT HER GIANT……. BRIGHT BLUE EYES. YES, EYES. THAT’S WHAT I’M LOOKING AT. EYES.
February 15 2010 | accessories | 2 Comments »
The main difference between this bot and So So Sleepy Bot is that this one has given up all hope of ever getting more than three hour’s rest at a time. And also probably shouldn’t operate any heavy machinery.
February 08 2010 | moods | 3 Comments »
I refer to this bot as the “Holiday Pervert Bot” in my head, but honestly, he’s probably just lonely. Do you think his ploy will work? Let’s find out:
I’ll take that as a no. AWKWARD!
December 21 2009 | accessories | 1 Comment »
That’s one mightily haughtily unimpressed bot.
I’m pretty sure this is the face I make everytime I see a hippie. Right before I cross to the other side of the street.
July 30 2009 | moods | 2 Comments »
I hate these hats. Actually, I really hate these hats. If I could, I’d invent a time machine with the express purpose of going back in time to make sure no one ever made a hat like this (yes, I would re-write Seuss if I had to).
There is one good thing about them though- it gives me a good 100 yard advance notice that a jerkbag is coming my way (this is especially true when one is not at an amusement park or in a sports stadium; and since I try to eshew both as much as possible, luckily I only see one or two of these a year).
Remember how Harry and his plucky band were wearing these at the world Quidditch cup? Yeah, that was super dumb. Like wizards, with all of MAGIC at their disposal, couldn’t come up with something better than distinctly unmagical felt muggle hats.
June 11 2009 | accessories | 7 Comments »
Yep, yep, got my coffee, now let’s dig a hole, put some pylons around it, and come back in a month or two to fill it in!
May 13 2009 | occupations | 2 Comments »
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