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Day 357 – What Has Been Seen Can Not Be Unseen Bot

If you’re an internet user, which, I can probably safely assume, since you are, at this moment, LOOKING AT THIS ON A WEBSITE, WHICH RESIDES IN THE INTERNET, you have had this moment.

WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK. OH GOD, MY EYES, MY EYES.

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June 12 2011 | homage and moods | 1 Comment »

Day 351 – Mind Control

CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!

THE THEME: MIND CONTROL

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT BRAIN SLUGS. BRAIN SLUGS ARE GREAT. LET’S ALL WALK AROUND THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET NOT WEARING HELMETS. DID I MENTION I LOVE BRAIN SLUGS. BRAIN SLUGS ARE GREAT.

Here is a confession that will probably make all the nerds turn away in disgust: while I LOVE old futurama, it just hasn’t been the same since it came back. Much like a zombie!

And speaking of zombies, my first thought when this week’s theme was finialized was this: Zombie Ants! But let’s face it, GROSS. Also I don’t want to antagonize out new fungi overlords.

For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

To see all the entries go to Craft Corner Death Match!

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March 20 2011 | accessories and animals and homage and occupations | 1 Comment »

Day 348 – CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH: School Bus Driver Hall of Fame

CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!

THE THEME: SCHOOL BUS DRIVER HALL OF FAMERS

Gentle readers, let me tell you a true story ripped from the pages of my own life.

I probably had a number of bus drivers in my formative years, but I only remember one. She wore a kitty cat sweatshirt, from which she had removed the arms. Her hair clung to her scalp like a felted sheep, and she brazenly smoked her cigarette out the side driver window.

Her name was Thelma.

The very first day she picked us up, she screeched the bus over to the side of the road, yelled at us to be quiet, and when we didn’t comply, roared:

“My name is bus driver Thelma AND I AIN’T NEED NO LOUISE TO DRIVE YOU OFFA CLIFF!”

I live in awe of that woman.

For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

To see all the entries go to Craft Corner Death Match!

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February 27 2011 | homage and myths | 4 Comments »

Day 328 – Yermits vs. Robots: Survivor!

YERMITS VS. ROBOTS: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.

This is week three. The Theme: SURVIVOR.

Now, I haven’t watched survivor since the very first season, so this is all I remember… tiny bathing suits and rat-eating. I’m assuming not much has changed.

Here is Jenny Yermit’s hilarious entry:

Look at those details! The blood and injuries, the grizzled hair, the beard… and she even set the scene with that log and the grass. Setting the bar pretty high there, Jenny!

NEXT WEEK’S THEME: “BATTLE READY”

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September 20 2010 | accessories and homage and occupations | 3 Comments »

Day 325 – Rocketman Bot

I wonder if he runs on curry or burritos?

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August 28 2010 | accessories and myths | 3 Comments »

Day 324 – Praying Mantis Bot

Those of you who follow my twitter might have noticed that I asked for some robot ideas this week.

And then I didn’t use any of them. *

Instead, I was checking out the other Robot-a-Day’s blog, and upon seeing his golden mantis, realized that I am quite remiss in my terrifying insect quota.

And dude, these things are totally terrifying. Remember when Xander almost got sexed up and eaten by an inexplicably giant english-speaking one? That could teach science, even though the whole premise of the episode was sorely lacking in any scientific plausibilty at all? I waited all season for that stupid egg at the end of the episode to hatch.


*ha, sorry! Maybe next week.

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August 15 2010 | animals | 5 Comments »

Day 314 – The Four Bots of the Apocalypse


The four bots of the apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, Famine and Rambo. I mean, War.

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June 06 2010 | myths | 2 Comments »

Day 311 – T-Rex bot

Besides the fact that it could totally eat you, I think it would be kinda fun to ride a T-rex. More fun than a stegosaurus, that’s for sure.

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May 09 2010 | animals | No Comments »

Day 310 – Dramatically Overwrought Bot

I wanted to write something clever that demonstrated my knowledge of up-to-the-date pop culture, like “dude just found out that {insert popular television show character} just {sad plot twist}!!” But then I remembered that I’m horribly behind all the current happenings because of this smallish needy human thing I spawned about three months ago. And then I realized that the kiddo makes THIS EXACT FACE every time I have to change her clothes. Which is about three five times as many times as you’d think.*

And I just totally turned Robot a Day into a Mommyblog. Crap.

*parents-to-be: when people say that babies spit up, they mean A LOT. When I say A LOT, pretend that it’s in big flashing lights that are ten stories tall. THAT MUCH. YES, REALLY.

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May 02 2010 | moods | No Comments »

Day 306 – Dentures Bot

Dentures are the kind of thing that’s funny until you need them yourself.

I’d like to mention that I still find them HILARIOUS.

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April 04 2010 | accessories | 2 Comments »

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