Day 325 – Rocketman Bot
I wonder if he runs on curry or burritos?
August 28 2010 | accessories and myths | 2 Comments »
Day 324 – Praying Mantis Bot
Those of you who follow my twitter might have noticed that I asked for some robot ideas this week.
And then I didn’t use any of them. *
Instead, I was checking out the other Robot-a-Day’s blog, and upon seeing his golden mantis, realized that I am quite remiss in my terrifying insect quota.
And dude, these things are totally terrifying. Remember when Xander almost got sexed up and eaten by an inexplicably giant english-speaking one? That could teach science, even though the whole premise of the episode was sorely lacking in any scientific plausibilty at all? I waited all season for that stupid egg at the end of the episode to hatch.
*ha, sorry! Maybe next week.
August 15 2010 | animals | 5 Comments »
Day 314 – The Four Bots of the Apocalypse
The four bots of the apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, Famine and Rambo. I mean, War.
June 06 2010 | myths | 2 Comments »
Day 311 – T-Rex bot
Besides the fact that it could totally eat you, I think it would be kinda fun to ride a T-rex. More fun than a stegosaurus, that’s for sure.
May 09 2010 | animals | No Comments »
Day 310 – Dramatically Overwrought Bot
I wanted to write something clever that demonstrated my knowledge of up-to-the-date pop culture, like “dude just found out that {insert popular television show character} just {sad plot twist}!!” But then I remembered that I’m horribly behind all the current happenings because of this smallish needy human thing I spawned about three months ago. And then I realized that the kiddo makes THIS EXACT FACE every time I have to change her clothes. Which is about three five times as many times as you’d think.*
And I just totally turned Robot a Day into a Mommyblog. Crap.
*parents-to-be: when people say that babies spit up, they mean A LOT. When I say A LOT, pretend that it’s in big flashing lights that are ten stories tall. THAT MUCH. YES, REALLY.
May 02 2010 | moods | No Comments »
Day 306 – Dentures Bot
Dentures are the kind of thing that’s funny until you need them yourself.
I’d like to mention that I still find them HILARIOUS.
April 04 2010 | accessories | 2 Comments »
Day 303 – Suck on a Lemon Bot
You know it’s a really sour lemon when it can crumple metal like that.
March 15 2010 | moods | 1 Comment »
Day 301- Fricken Laserbeam Eyes Bot
Have you seen Babies with Laser Eyes? This is my ode to you, internet genius. Everytime I think the internet has come up with the ultimate of awesome (Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza, anyone?), someone proves me wrong. I’m wrong a lot, people.
March 01 2010 | accessories | 1 Comment »
Day 300 – Nooooooooooooooooo! Bot
Here is a more cinematic angle for you:
This is how I feel when I get to the grocery store and it’s all out of the sale items in the flyer. I was really looking forward to saving those 47 cents on off-brand Macaroni & Cheese.
February 22 2010 | moods | No Comments »
Day 299 – Subtle Enhancements Bot
I’ve been trying to come up with something clever involving a silicon/silicone pun, but all I really want to write is WOULD YOU LOOK AT HER GIANT……. BRIGHT BLUE EYES. YES, EYES. THAT’S WHAT I’M LOOKING AT. EYES.
February 15 2010 | accessories | 2 Comments »
