This one’s for my brother, because it’s his birthday. Quite possibly, only he and I will find this even remotely funny.
For the rest of you, sorry. I know this joke’s a bit of a stinker (MU HA HA HA HAHAHAH)! You know, it’s posts like this that really make me hope that future employers never, ever see this blog.
Scott, have an awesome day! Don’t step in dog poop! (sage advice for the rest of us, too).