YERMITS VS. ROBOTS: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.
This is week five. The Theme: Spinsters and Trollops.
I chose to go with: COUGAR BOT.
This is one of those bots where I know, I just know, that it’s something my mother is going to ask me to explain. As in “What’s a cougar?”.* I pre-emptively googled cougar, and mostly it’s just pictures of Demi Moore.
* If you don’t know what a cougar is, you should probably check out this link: THIS IS WHAT A COUGAR IS
Here is Jenny Yermit’ssuperbly fantastic entry:
Spinster by day, trollop by night!
NEXT WEEK’S THEME: POTATOES. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING. IT IS POTATOES.
October 03 2010 | myths and occupations and Uncategorized | 2 Comments »
YERMITS VS. ROBOTS: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.
This is week three. The Theme: SURVIVOR.
Now, I haven’t watched survivor since the very first season, so this is all I remember… tiny bathing suits and rat-eating. I’m assuming not much has changed.
Here is Jenny Yermit’s hilarious entry:
Look at those details! The blood and injuries, the grizzled hair, the beard… and she even set the scene with that log and the grass. Setting the bar pretty high there, Jenny!
NEXT WEEK’S THEME: “BATTLE READY”
September 20 2010 | accessories and homage and occupations | 3 Comments »
The four bots of the apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, Famine and Rambo. I mean, War.
June 06 2010 | myths | 2 Comments »
Look, I just know someone is going to suggest that this could have also been “pregnant belly” bot. But let’s face it, robots just don’t reproduce that way. Pregnant bot would have lots of bot parts in front of her, and an instruction manual.
Ease of reproduction, that’s why the robopocalypse is inevitable.
March 08 2010 | accessories | No Comments »
This was actually one of the first bots I planned on making, but then I realized that inside-out bots are hard. So I procrastinated. FOR OVER A YEAR.
Mostly, I think the transformation looks….. unpleasant.
November 30 2009 | animals and myths | 9 Comments »
This bot`s a fandom triple-threat!
June 02 2009 | homage | 7 Comments »
Introducing my newest project: “Robot Finger Puppet a Day!”
Just kidding, folks. Though it would be some kinda of crazy self-referential project- I could remake each robot pouch as a robot finger puppet. BUT HOW WOULD I MAKE A ROBOT FINGER PUPPET FINGER PUPPET? The universe might asplode.
May 21 2009 | different materials | 3 Comments »
ELVIS BOT HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
Do you think Elvis impersonators would be as popular if it weren’t for that infamous giant belt and cape ensemble?
April 07 2009 | occupations | 5 Comments »
Holden’s so self-absorbed, he’s a couple in and of himself.
March 26 2009 | homage | 5 Comments »
Look, I am no sports fan. I really don’t understand how a giant hand is going to help your team win. Honestly, I don’t care, either.
It’s a giant foam hand.
It’s entertainment in and of itself.
Imagine if people used it in everyday life. You could cheer on that person helping the little old lady with the walker cross the street in front of your car. Wave it at pedestrians who actually use the crosswalk (and cars that actually stop for them!). You could show your support for your fancy-coffee-making barista, who actually gave you the drink you ordered. Whip it out when the people in the 8-items-and-under grocery line actually have less than 9 items in their cart. Show your appreciation for that one person who actually picks up their dog’s poo instead of leaving it on your lawn!
We could call it the foam finger revolution- or “congrats on being slightly less of a jerk than everyone else!”. Who’s with me?
March 19 2009 | accessories | 5 Comments »
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