CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH IS BACK!! (again)
THE THEME: Expired Milk
I am going to share something with you.
I always, always sniff milk suspiciously before I drink it.
I sniff the cream before it goes in my coffee.
And I always, always think it might be going off. Sometimes I make other people smell it too. And then I drink it anyways.
I always drink it anyways. It’s probably a good thing I live in the era of pasteurization.
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August 27 2012 | food | 2 Comments »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: Naked Mice!
Clearly, mice are perverts:
On the plus side, you could always make fun of his teeny tiny… trench coat. Yes. Trench coat.
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June 05 2011 | accessories and animals | No Comments »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: UNDERWEAR AS HEADGEAR
I’m sure none of us have ever done this, ever.
look people, PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
AND YOU CAN’T PROVE IT DID.
For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!
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January 02 2011 | accessories and myths | 1 Comment »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: FISHWIVES
I was so so excited about this theme. Fishwives are awesome, historically, they were sassy loudmouths who cuss. A lot. THIS ENDEARS THEM TO ME.
For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!
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December 17 2010 | animals and occupations | 4 Comments »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: HISTORICAL FACIAL HAIR
This theme is near and dear to my heart. History! Facial Hair! AWESOMENESS.
So, maybe I went a bit overboard:
Okay. I’m hoping these dudes will all be familiar to you, but for your illumination (L to R, just like reading):
1. Wyatt Earp – Cowboy. ‘Nuff said.
2. Darwin – Amazing genius, sussed out evolution.
3. Nietzsche – Wrote a bunch of stuff, had a complicated last name.
4. Van Gogh – Painter, friend to Doctor Who.
5. Hulk Hogan – I think he was a wrestler? And a Nanny?
6. Dali – Melted some clocks.
7. Wild Bill – Best chum of Calamity Jane, super sass factory.
8. Einstein – Adorable super genius who didn’t know his own phone number. Who does?
9. Lincoln – Zombie hunter.
10. Ambrose Burnside – BAMF who has such awesome facial hair that the term side burns was names after him.
11. Dread Pirate Blackbeard – Sailed the seas, wrecked some havoc.
12. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle – wrote some stories that eventually introduced me to the excellentness that is Benedict Cumberbatch. Thank you, good sir.
For this theme, there are four competitors: me (duh), The Harpy!, Yermits and Sarah Apple!
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December 12 2010 | accessories and homage | 3 Comments »
