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Day 276 – Napoleon Bot

It’s been awhile since high school history class, and I realized that I really only have two hazy recollections about Napoleon: he was a french dude who did some stuff, and he was shorty mcshortshort.

So, I thought I should probably fact check this, mostly because all I really remember about this unit was that the teacher played ABBA’s “Waterloo” for us (warning, the first bit of that video will totally give you seizures. And not just because of what Bjorn is wearing.). So I went where we all go when fact checking is needed: the Wikipedia.

The consensus:

1. Napoleon: TOTALLY FRENCH
2. Napoleon: TOTALLY A DUDE
3. Napoleon: TOTALLY DID SOME STUFF
4. Napoleon: TOTALLY WHO ABBA WAS SINGING ABOUT
5. Napoleon: NOT ACTUALLY THAT SHORT AFTER ALL.

So there you go. Mr. Bonaparte wasn’t labouring under a need to prove himself because of a height complex, he was labouring under a need to prove himself so he could take command and rule the world. Just like every other General-type dude in history.

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August 31 2009 | homage | 1 Comment »

Day 272 – Bad Taste Bot

Sometimes you just gotta mix those plaids.

Even if it does make other people’s eyes cross.

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August 17 2009 | moods | 4 Comments »

Day 271 – Rosie the Riveter Bot

For once I don’t even have anything smart-assy to say. I’m all like “Damn right, Rosie, we CAN DO IT”.

As far as I’m concerned, “it” is BEING TOTALLY AWESOME.

We can do that, right?

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August 13 2009 | homage | 9 Comments »

Day 250 – Parrot Bot

Now all I need is to become a pirate.

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June 19 2009 | animals | 3 Comments »

Day 223 – Paul Bunyan Bot (and Babe Bot)


Honestly, I really only did Paul Bunyan so I could do Babe. A. GIANT. BLUE. OX. How cool is that? I would build a house on its back and travel the countryside in comfort.

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April 29 2009 | Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

Day 180 – Jaunty Sailor Bot

You tell he’s jaunty because his cap is at a rakish angle.

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February 26 2009 | occupations | 2 Comments »

Day 163 – Feisty Bot

This bot is feeling a bit Feisty. OH PUNS! YOU ARE FUNNIER WHEN I BASE YOU ON POPULAR CULTURE FROM A YEAR AND A HALF AGO.

(thanks Lynette!)

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February 03 2009 | moods | 2 Comments »