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Day 172 – Valentines Bot


Look, I could say something about how I love all you readers, and all that mushy jazz, but I’m not going to. Valentine’s day isn’t about love, it’s about chocolate. Specifically, the chocolate that’s on half-price the day after. Plus, it would seriously ruin the gruff-and-pithy-sarcastic-wit thing I’m trying to cultivate here.

Regardless, here are some things I made for you. Valentines! You can save them and print them out and give them to people you like. Or that you’re pretending to like.


Okay, these ones are for anyone. They’re pretty safe, because they are corny. Warning: they are full of puns. Bad puns. Worse than a Xanth novel, even.


These ones are for nerds. Don’t even think about giving them to regular people, because they won’t get it. I’d only recommend you download these if you got that Xanth reference earlier.

There is actually a third set of vaguely PG-rated valentines, but I got all embarrassed and didn’t post them. If you can prove to me that you’re an adult in real life and not my mom (because I’m not sure which is worse, my mother finding them funny or me having to explain a sexual innuendo to her), I’ll e-mail the link to you.

Have an awesome day, and I’ll see you back here on Tuesday!

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February 14 2009 01:00 am | myths

4 Responses to “Day 172 – Valentines Bot”

  1. Sarah on 14 Feb 2009 at 5:58 am #

    Love Love Love the Valentines!

    Happy Valentine’s Day to you RobotGod!

    Please send the other Valentine link too! (Let’s see I am 33, have a six year old, am married, but still a student… occasionally I realize that I am, in fact, probably an adult, and the rest of the time I run around crazily. Does that qualify?)

  2. Kira on 18 Feb 2009 at 11:17 am #

    I totally got the Xanthe reference!

  3. shelbi on 18 Feb 2009 at 6:32 pm #

    i loved the traditional valentines. i did stay away from the nerd ones, however, because i’m not sure if i would understand those. i would love to see the pg ones, but i’m only seventeen. is that too young?

  4. allie on 12 Mar 2013 at 6:31 pm #

    OMG thank you for these, sad I missed them the first time around. I will be using them at random on my nerd husband.

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