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Day 348 – CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH: School Bus Driver Hall of Fame



Gentle readers, let me tell you a true story ripped from the pages of my own life.

I probably had a number of bus drivers in my formative years, but I only remember one. She wore a kitty cat sweatshirt, from which she had removed the arms. Her hair clung to her scalp like a felted sheep, and she brazenly smoked her cigarette out the side driver window.

Her name was Thelma.

The very first day she picked us up, she screeched the bus over to the side of the road, yelled at us to be quiet, and when we didn’t comply, roared:

“My name is bus driver Thelma AND I AIN’T NEED NO LOUISE TO DRIVE YOU OFFA CLIFF!”

I live in awe of that woman.

For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Sarah Apple!

To see all the entries go to Craft Corner Death Match!


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February 27 2011 06:27 pm | homage and myths

4 Responses to “Day 348 – CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH: School Bus Driver Hall of Fame”

  1. Wilk Designs on 27 Feb 2011 at 11:06 pm #

    That is the best bus driver story ever to be told.

  2. Sarah Apple on 28 Feb 2011 at 7:57 am #

    Great line. You should have a baby and call her Thelma, just to hear it again and again.

  3. Jenny on 28 Feb 2011 at 5:59 pm #

    Oh, I agree. have a baby and call it Thelma.

    A cigarette – see that would have made all the difference for my doll….

  4. Mandy on 02 Mar 2011 at 4:52 pm #

    Hilarious. My bus drivers were far less awesome.

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