If you’re an internet user, which, I can probably safely assume, since you are, at this moment, LOOKING AT THIS ON A WEBSITE, WHICH RESIDES IN THE INTERNET, you have had this moment.
WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK. OH GOD, MY EYES, MY EYES.
June 12 2011 | homage and moods | 1 Comment »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: FOUR W’s
This week we just had to come up with something that had four W’s in it.
BEHOLD: WANDERING WEASEL WATCHES WARILY
So you bedda not steal his hobo pack! I wonder what’s in there anyways?
For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!
To see all the entries go to Craft Corner Death Match!
January 30 2011 | accessories and animals and moods and occupations | 3 Comments »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: MURDEROUS MAYHEM
I am going to make a confession: I AM A WIMP. At least, when it comes to horror movies.
So, this is me:
And I’m always sorry I peeked. ALWAYS.
For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!
To see all the entries go to Craft Corner Death Match!
January 15 2011 | moods | 2 Comments »
One would think that if you wore a red shirt, you’d look around the red shirt dorm in the starship, and at all your red shirt friends, and realize that there were a hell of a lot less of you than you started with. And then maybe you’d think “hey, it’s time for a new career!”.
July 04 2010 | moods | 1 Comment »
I wanted to write something clever that demonstrated my knowledge of up-to-the-date pop culture, like “dude just found out that {insert popular television show character} just {sad plot twist}!!” But then I remembered that I’m horribly behind all the current happenings because of this smallish needy human thing I spawned about three months ago. And then I realized that the kiddo makes THIS EXACT FACE every time I have to change her clothes. Which is about three five times as many times as you’d think.*
And I just totally turned Robot a Day into a Mommyblog. Crap.
*parents-to-be: when people say that babies spit up, they mean A LOT. When I say A LOT, pretend that it’s in big flashing lights that are ten stories tall. THAT MUCH. YES, REALLY.
May 02 2010 | moods | No Comments »
You know it’s a really sour lemon when it can crumple metal like that.
March 15 2010 | moods | 1 Comment »
This is how I feel when I get to the grocery store and it’s all out of the sale items in the flyer. I was really looking forward to saving those 47 cents on off-brand Macaroni & Cheese.
February 22 2010 | moods | No Comments »
The main difference between this bot and So So Sleepy Bot is that this one has given up all hope of ever getting more than three hour’s rest at a time. And also probably shouldn’t operate any heavy machinery.
February 08 2010 | moods | 3 Comments »
This bot’s on fire! Like, literally.
December 10 2009 | moods | 3 Comments »
I think we’ve all met someone who looks like this ALL THE TIME. Look people, it’s life. It’s not supposed to make any sense.
December 03 2009 | moods | No Comments »
