CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: Naked Mice!
Clearly, mice are perverts:
On the plus side, you could always make fun of his teeny tiny… trench coat. Yes. Trench coat.
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June 05 2011 | accessories and animals | No Comments »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: Tapirs! With hats!
What better brainpan covering for the majestic and slightly quizzical tapir to wear than the mighty (and, let’s face it, somewhat comic and deeply cool) fez?
For this theme, there are two other competitors:
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!
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Next week, join us for the theme: CLUMSY CRAFTER!
May 08 2011 | accessories and animals | 2 Comments »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: Election!
It’s election day in Canada! That’s kinda the same as Hockey Night in Canada, except there is less flag waving and more standing in line. Same amount of drinking though!
This election is especially important because of who we currently have as Prime Minister.
That’s right, this man:
So remember, my friends, my readers, to vote AGAINST KITTEN EATING THIS ELECTION.
For this theme, there are two other competitors:
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!
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May 01 2011 | animals and myths and occupations | 3 Comments »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: Pugs!
I know, I know. Pugs. So ugly they’re cute!
Pugs are my happy place. They snort, they snuff, they wear cute little costumes while cavorting in meadows and generally being adorable.
And yet, there is this photo. It should be pure win-sauce. I mean, it’s a pug, dressed as a unicorn. In a pumpkin patch. Sounds like win to me! And yet…. it kinda confuses me. What is this? I don’t even….
So weird pug photo, I salute you. You are the first result in google images when I search “Pug in Costume”, which means I see you on an almost daily basis. No lie.
For this theme, there are two other competitors:
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!
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April 24 2011 | accessories and animals and homage | 1 Comment »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: MIND CONTROL
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT BRAIN SLUGS. BRAIN SLUGS ARE GREAT. LET’S ALL WALK AROUND THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET NOT WEARING HELMETS. DID I MENTION I LOVE BRAIN SLUGS. BRAIN SLUGS ARE GREAT.
Here is a confession that will probably make all the nerds turn away in disgust: while I LOVE old futurama, it just hasn’t been the same since it came back. Much like a zombie!
And speaking of zombies, my first thought when this week’s theme was finialized was this: Zombie Ants! But let’s face it, GROSS. Also I don’t want to antagonize out new fungi overlords.
For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!
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March 20 2011 | accessories and animals and homage and occupations | 1 Comment »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: FABRIC CHALLENGE
I think I gasped out loud when I saw this fabric at the thrift store. I mean, sure it’s fun fur. But it’s SHERBET fun fur. STRIPED, SHERBET-COLOURED FUN FUR.
I mean, what could possibly possess someone to design this, let alone produce it?
oh, right. Drugs.
Anyway, I purchased it knowing it would be the most fabulous fabric challenge ever. Also, I’m mean.
The woman at the thrift store counter asked me what I was going to do with it, her tone of voice no different than if I’d been purchasing a bag of dead cockroaches. “I’m sending it to some friends!” I said brightly.
She replied, “Don’t like them much, do you?”
But I knew they’d be up for the challenge.
UNICORN!
For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!
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March 13 2011 | animals and different materials and homage and myths | 1 Comment »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER
Well, I couldn’t figure out how to do a penguin with a sunburn so here is my second choice: A cardinal in a tuxedo!
Except we all know that any bird that has a mohawk as big as a cardinal isn’t going to wear any old tuxedo. Obviously they’re pretty laid back, so only a tuxedo t-shirt will do.
For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!
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February 06 2011 | accessories and animals | No Comments »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: FOUR W’s
This week we just had to come up with something that had four W’s in it.
BEHOLD: WANDERING WEASEL WATCHES WARILY
So you bedda not steal his hobo pack! I wonder what’s in there anyways?
For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!
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January 30 2011 | accessories and animals and moods and occupations | 3 Comments »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: SQUIRREL ATTACK!
Look, if you’ve ever lived around squirrels you know they are little ninjas:
Though most of them don’t have teeny nutchucks.
For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!
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January 23 2011 | accessories and animals and myths and occupations | 1 Comment »
CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!
THE THEME: FISHWIVES
I was so so excited about this theme. Fishwives are awesome, historically, they were sassy loudmouths who cuss. A lot. THIS ENDEARS THEM TO ME.
For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!
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December 17 2010 | animals and occupations | 4 Comments »
