This bot is all like DUDES, THIS IS THE TOP OF THE TREE. BEHOLD.
I dunno, is it gold and sparkly enough? Does it scream holiday spirit? Maybe I needed to wire it up with some flashing lights and a speaker playing cheesy carols……
December 17 2009 | occupations | 4 Comments »
(when you can see the brain, that means extra evil geniusness. Seriously, look it up. It’s so true.)
October 29 2009 | occupations | 3 Comments »
Really, the robot uprising will totally turn once they realize that if they take over our farms they can force us the eat nothing but turnips. Who needs a bloody revolt when you can win through age-old parenting methods? They could just be all like “nothing but cauliflower until you BOW BEFORE YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS” and we’d be all like “crap”.
October 19 2009 | occupations | 3 Comments »
Do you ever find that the tourists are more polite than the locals?
July 27 2009 | occupations | 3 Comments »
Oh, trolls. It’s like you were just waiting around under bridges for the internet to be invented! Luckily, they haven’t found RAD yet.
July 20 2009 | occupations | 4 Comments »
Look, clowns actually terrify me. The whole time I was making this, I was crying from the horror. THE HORROR.
July 09 2009 | occupations | 4 Comments »
Look, I know this isn’t an out-and-outer of a fashion crime. To really pay tribute to the look I saw today, this bot would need a acid wash denim miniskirt and lurid purple mesh tank top to go with those ugg-ly non-summer-appropriate boots. But let’s face it folks. I’m only HU-MAN. I can only make so much fug.
Plus, despite the fact that the mini was more of a micro, and the lurid purple mesh tank was, well, mesh, and purple, we all know those boots are still the worst aspect. Though dare I say it, this bot almost makes them cute.
That is to say, of course, that those particular boots are totally fine in the winter. But on a day like today, when my feet have melted into puddles of flesh only being held in shape by my skimmers, and the pavement has melted my brain to the point where it’s running out my ears, boots are just a no win. Goths must have a high AC bill.
June 24 2009 | accessories and occupations | 6 Comments »
Do you really want a robot telling you the future? You’d be all like “will I marry Prince Charming?” and it’ll be all like “DOES NOT COMPUTE”. At least it’s not a vulcan robot fortune teller. Then it’d be all like “DOES NOT COMPUTE; LOVE IS ILLOGICAL”.
Also, except when it comes to certainties, like, oh, the sun rising, and
Hollywood resurrecting movie franchises that were well enough over and done*, no one knows what’s coming in the great pipeline of THE FUTURE. Though I predict! More Robots.
*okay, fine. Star Trek was pretty good. Better, actually, than the previous movies. Except the one with the whales. But I stand by the rest. Come on, Rocky? Like we needed another of those.
June 23 2009 | accessories and occupations | 3 Comments »
This bot is probably really good at going en pointe, but might not be the most graceful dancer ever…
June 09 2009 | occupations | 1 Comment »
I’d love to do a bot-themed set of playing cards. Anyone know where I can get playing cards printed cheaply?
May 19 2009 | occupations | 4 Comments »
