Day 323- Strong Man Bot

What is with moustaches and old-timey strong men? Is the moustache like +1 strength?
August 09 2010 | occupations | No Comments »

What is with moustaches and old-timey strong men? Is the moustache like +1 strength?
August 09 2010 | occupations | No Comments »

I think we all know the most important part of the dog walking ensemble is the poop bag. And probably more than one.
July 25 2010 | accessories and animals and occupations | 1 Comment »

If I’d really been planning ahead, I would have saved this bot for the very end! Then I could be all like “it’s not over until the fat lady… oh. nevermind.”
July 11 2010 | occupations | 1 Comment »

I was all set to say that I’m a little afraid to mail this bot out because it might go missing in transit, but then I read the Amelia Earhart Wikipedia entry. And then I realized that she was actually totally kick-ass and amazing, and that a joke about her disappearance is actually kinda lame. And unfortunate. And probably not very funny.
Poop jokes are still fine though, right?
June 20 2010 | homage and occupations | 1 Comment »
This bot is all like DUDES, THIS IS THE TOP OF THE TREE. BEHOLD.
I dunno, is it gold and sparkly enough? Does it scream holiday spirit? Maybe I needed to wire it up with some flashing lights and a speaker playing cheesy carols……
December 17 2009 | occupations | 4 Comments »
(when you can see the brain, that means extra evil geniusness. Seriously, look it up. It’s so true.)
October 29 2009 | occupations | 3 Comments »
Really, the robot uprising will totally turn once they realize that if they take over our farms they can force us the eat nothing but turnips. Who needs a bloody revolt when you can win through age-old parenting methods? They could just be all like “nothing but cauliflower until you BOW BEFORE YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS” and we’d be all like “crap”.
October 19 2009 | occupations | 3 Comments »
Do you ever find that the tourists are more polite than the locals?
July 27 2009 | occupations | 3 Comments »
Oh, trolls. It’s like you were just waiting around under bridges for the internet to be invented! Luckily, they haven’t found RAD yet.
July 20 2009 | occupations | 4 Comments »
Look, clowns actually terrify me. The whole time I was making this, I was crying from the horror. THE HORROR.
July 09 2009 | occupations | 4 Comments »