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Day 323- Strong Man Bot

What is with moustaches and old-timey strong men? Is the moustache like +1 strength?

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August 09 2010 | occupations | No Comments »

Day 321 – Dog Walker Bot

I think we all know the most important part of the dog walking ensemble is the poop bag. And probably more than one.

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July 25 2010 | accessories and animals and occupations | 1 Comment »

Day 319 – Opera Singer Bot

If I’d really been planning ahead, I would have saved this bot for the very end! Then I could be all like “it’s not over until the fat lady… oh. nevermind.”

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July 11 2010 | occupations | 1 Comment »

Day 316 – Amelia Earhart Bot

I was all set to say that I’m a little afraid to mail this bot out because it might go missing in transit, but then I read the Amelia Earhart Wikipedia entry. And then I realized that she was actually totally kick-ass and amazing, and that a joke about her disappearance is actually kinda lame. And unfortunate. And probably not very funny.

Poop jokes are still fine though, right?

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June 20 2010 | homage and occupations | 1 Comment »

Day 295 – Tree Topper Bot

This bot is all like DUDES, THIS IS THE TOP OF THE TREE. BEHOLD.

I dunno, is it gold and sparkly enough? Does it scream holiday spirit? Maybe I needed to wire it up with some flashing lights and a speaker playing cheesy carols……

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December 17 2009 | occupations | 4 Comments »

Day 281 – Evil Mastermind Bot

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

(when you can see the brain, that means extra evil geniusness. Seriously, look it up. It’s so true.)

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October 29 2009 | occupations | 3 Comments »

Day 278 – Farm Bot

Really, the robot uprising will totally turn once they realize that if they take over our farms they can force us the eat nothing but turnips. Who needs a bloody revolt when you can win through age-old parenting methods? They could just be all like “nothing but cauliflower until you BOW BEFORE YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS” and we’d be all like “crap”.

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October 19 2009 | occupations | 3 Comments »

Day 266 – Tourist Bot

Do you ever find that the tourists are more polite than the locals?

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July 27 2009 | occupations | 3 Comments »

Day 264 – Troll Bot

Oh, trolls. It’s like you were just waiting around under bridges for the internet to be invented! Luckily, they haven’t found RAD yet.

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July 20 2009 | occupations | 4 Comments »

Day 261 – Clown Bot

Look, clowns actually terrify me. The whole time I was making this, I was crying from the horror. THE HORROR.

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July 09 2009 | occupations | 4 Comments »

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