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Day 358 – Sun Damage

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THE THEME: Sun Damage!

Being someone with skin so white it’s tranluscent, I am loathe to go outside in the summer and subject it to the sun’s rays. Other people tan, I just burn and turn white again. I can get a wicked sunburn just by thinking about sunshine.

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July 24 2011 | accessories | 1 Comment »

Day 356 – Naked Mice

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THE THEME: Naked Mice!

Clearly, mice are perverts:

On the plus side, you could always make fun of his teeny tiny… trench coat. Yes. Trench coat.

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June 05 2011 | accessories and animals | No Comments »

Day 355 – Clumsy Crafter

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THE THEME: Clumsy crafter!

My sewing machine is a beast. No, truly, it is. It’s an industrial needle-feed sewing machine, which means it’s approximately the size, weight, and temperment of a menstruating elephant on caffiene pills.

I love her like no other.

That said, when I bought her, the repair guy I purchased her from gave me an item of advice that started thusly:

“WHEN you sew over your finger and GET THE NEEDLE IMBEDDED THROUGH THE BONE, stay calm and turn the wheel. Don’t pull!”

and ended with:

“and then get the the hospital. They might be able to save the finger if it hasn’t been crushed”

This kind of thing might turn some people off of using an item of machinery that CAN SEW THROUGH BONE, but it only made me love her more. It also made me super wary of her finger-eating power, so I’ve only had a few close calls and no finger loss (yet).

However, I am still a clumsy clumsy dumbass, so don’t be surprised if I end up in this situation:

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May 15 2011 | accessories and homage | 4 Comments »

Day 354 – Tapirs with Hats

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THE THEME: Tapirs! With hats!

What better brainpan covering for the majestic and slightly quizzical tapir to wear than the mighty (and, let’s face it, somewhat comic and deeply cool) fez?

For this theme, there are two other competitors:
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

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Next week, join us for the theme: CLUMSY CRAFTER!

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May 08 2011 | accessories and animals | 2 Comments »

Day 352 – Pugs!

CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!

THE THEME: Pugs!

I know, I know. Pugs. So ugly they’re cute!

Pugs are my happy place. They snort, they snuff, they wear cute little costumes while cavorting in meadows and generally being adorable.

And yet, there is this photo. It should be pure win-sauce. I mean, it’s a pug, dressed as a unicorn. In a pumpkin patch. Sounds like win to me! And yet…. it kinda confuses me. What is this? I don’t even….

So weird pug photo, I salute you. You are the first result in google images when I search “Pug in Costume”, which means I see you on an almost daily basis. No lie.

For this theme, there are two other competitors:
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

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April 24 2011 | accessories and animals and homage | 1 Comment »

Day 351 – Mind Control

CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!

THE THEME: MIND CONTROL

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT BRAIN SLUGS. BRAIN SLUGS ARE GREAT. LET’S ALL WALK AROUND THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET NOT WEARING HELMETS. DID I MENTION I LOVE BRAIN SLUGS. BRAIN SLUGS ARE GREAT.

Here is a confession that will probably make all the nerds turn away in disgust: while I LOVE old futurama, it just hasn’t been the same since it came back. Much like a zombie!

And speaking of zombies, my first thought when this week’s theme was finialized was this: Zombie Ants! But let’s face it, GROSS. Also I don’t want to antagonize out new fungi overlords.

For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

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March 20 2011 | accessories and animals and homage and occupations | 1 Comment »

Day 349 – CELERY!

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THE THEME: CELERY

I admit, the first thing I thought of when this week’s theme was announced was the fifth Doctor. If that sentence made no sense to you, then you’ve been missing out on some amazing television.

But then I remembered the best snack that has ever existed.

That’s right, mother-effin ants on a mother-effen log. Behold the deliciousness:

yum!

As a side note, while you can make this with peanut butter, the true ants-on-a-log aficionado knows that it’s best with cheesy cheese spread (we use C’est Fromidable! but you may prefer another brand). Just like everything else in this world, it’s better with cheese!

For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

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March 06 2011 | accessories and different materials and homage | No Comments »

Day 346 – CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH: Black and White and Red all over

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THE THEME: BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER

Well, I couldn’t figure out how to do a penguin with a sunburn so here is my second choice: A cardinal in a tuxedo!

Except we all know that any bird that has a mohawk as big as a cardinal isn’t going to wear any old tuxedo. Obviously they’re pretty laid back, so only a tuxedo t-shirt will do.

For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

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February 06 2011 | accessories and animals | No Comments »

Day 345 – CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH: Four W’s

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THE THEME: FOUR W’s

This week we just had to come up with something that had four W’s in it.

BEHOLD: WANDERING WEASEL WATCHES WARILY

So you bedda not steal his hobo pack! I wonder what’s in there anyways?

For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

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January 30 2011 | accessories and animals and moods and occupations | 3 Comments »

Day 344 – CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH: Squirrel Attack!!

CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!

THE THEME: SQUIRREL ATTACK!

Look, if you’ve ever lived around squirrels you know they are little ninjas:

Though most of them don’t have teeny nutchucks.

For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

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January 23 2011 | accessories and animals and myths and occupations | 1 Comment »

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