Day 325 – Rocketman Bot

I wonder if he runs on curry or burritos?

August 28 2010 | accessories and myths | 2 Comments »

Day 321 – Dog Walker Bot

I think we all know the most important part of the dog walking ensemble is the poop bag. And probably more than one.

July 25 2010 | accessories and animals and occupations | 1 Comment »

Day 320 – Jigsaw Puzzle Bot

Look, I know jigsaws are supposed to be one of those universally liked things, but I am really really terrible at them. Seriously. I put aside all the edge peices, all the bits of sky, and try to do them first, and somehow they just never all fit together.

I also have really terrible jigsaw puzzle luck; there is always a piece missing or duplicates or half of one puzzle and part of another.

Well, either I am really terrible at them or someone is having a really epic practical joke at my expense.*

*i wish I had thought of this, actually. Can you imagine the awesome, evil, and gleeful dedication this would take?

July 18 2010 | accessories | No Comments »

Day 306 – Dentures Bot

Dentures are the kind of thing that’s funny until you need them yourself.

I’d like to mention that I still find them HILARIOUS.

April 04 2010 | accessories | 2 Comments »

Day 302 – Beer Belly Bot

Look, I just know someone is going to suggest that this could have also been “pregnant belly” bot. But let’s face it, robots just don’t reproduce that way. Pregnant bot would have lots of bot parts in front of her, and an instruction manual.

Ease of reproduction, that’s why the robopocalypse is inevitable.

March 08 2010 | accessories | No Comments »

Day 301- Fricken Laserbeam Eyes Bot

Have you seen Babies with Laser Eyes? This is my ode to you, internet genius. Everytime I think the internet has come up with the ultimate of awesome (Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza, anyone?), someone proves me wrong. I’m wrong a lot, people.

March 01 2010 | accessories | 1 Comment »

Day 299 – Subtle Enhancements Bot

I’ve been trying to come up with something clever involving a silicon/silicone pun, but all I really want to write is WOULD YOU LOOK AT HER GIANT……. BRIGHT BLUE EYES. YES, EYES. THAT’S WHAT I’M LOOKING AT. EYES.

February 15 2010 | accessories | 2 Comments »

Day 297 – 2010 Bot

Only two more years until the world ends!

In any case, these glasses are going to be terribly outdated by then.*

*and not outdated enough to have come full circle, or to be ironic. You’re probably better off painting 2010 on your forehead.

January 01 2010 | accessories | 1 Comment »

Day 296 – Eternally Hopeful Holiday Bot

I refer to this bot as the “Holiday Pervert Bot” in my head, but honestly, he’s probably just lonely. Do you think his ploy will work? Let’s find out:

I’ll take that as a no. AWKWARD!

December 21 2009 | accessories | 1 Comment »

Day 288 – Cleft Chin Bot

This simple addition turns our bots from “regularly handsome” into “ruggedly handsome”. This can also be acheived through the wearing of a shirt that eschews regular buttons for pearlized snaps (also known as shirts that are awesome).

November 23 2009 | accessories | 2 Comments »