Only two more years until the world ends!
In any case, these glasses are going to be terribly outdated by then.*
*and not outdated enough to have come full circle, or to be ironic. You’re probably better off painting 2010 on your forehead.
January 01 2010 | accessories | 1 Comment »
I refer to this bot as the “Holiday Pervert Bot” in my head, but honestly, he’s probably just lonely. Do you think his ploy will work? Let’s find out:
I’ll take that as a no. AWKWARD!
December 21 2009 | accessories | 1 Comment »
This simple addition turns our bots from “regularly handsome” into “ruggedly handsome”. This can also be acheived through the wearing of a shirt that eschews regular buttons for pearlized snaps (also known as shirts that are awesome).
November 23 2009 | accessories | 2 Comments »
Get it? Because it has eyes in the back of its head. LITERALLY. So you really can’t sneak up on this bot. Unless it’s sleeping. Or reading two books at once.
November 19 2009 | accessories | 1 Comment »
Hey guysh! Do I havshe anyshing schtuck in my braschesh?
November 16 2009 | accessories | 2 Comments »
You probably don’t have anything to worry about unless you’re a computer. Then yes, this bot is totally looking at your underwear.
November 09 2009 | accessories | 1 Comment »
Look, sometimes, you just need a bath.
November 02 2009 | accessories | 2 Comments »
This bot pretty much sums up my childhood, adolescence, and much of my adulthood (until I discovered audiobooks, of course).
Except instead of 0110111, I’d be reading something with dragons. Or magic. Or werewolves. Or dinosaur detectives.
July 03 2009 | accessories | 2 Comments »
Well, compared to what I’ve seen on tv, this isn’t exactly an itsy bitsy teeny tiny bikini, but it’s hard to make a tiny square bikini. Although…. it is a robot, so it’s more of a fashion statement than needed modesty.
June 30 2009 | accessories | 4 Comments »
This one’s in honour of Hannah, because I know how much she loves this look. Here’s a hint: not very much.
Also, if you live in Guelph, Ontario (this is way up here in Canada, folks), you can see both Hannah and I at the Art on the Street Festival. I’ll be there as my alter ego Anatomy of a Skirt, but I’ll have some robots with me too!
June 26 2009 | accessories | 4 Comments »
