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Day 353 – Election!

CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!

THE THEME: Election!

It’s election day in Canada! That’s kinda the same as Hockey Night in Canada, except there is less flag waving and more standing in line. Same amount of drinking though!

This election is especially important because of who we currently have as Prime Minister.

That’s right, this man:

So remember, my friends, my readers, to vote AGAINST KITTEN EATING THIS ELECTION.

For this theme, there are two other competitors:
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

To see all the entries go to Craft Corner Death Match!

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May 01 2011 | animals and myths and occupations | 3 Comments »

Day 350 – FABRIC CHALLENGE

CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!

THE THEME: FABRIC CHALLENGE

I think I gasped out loud when I saw this fabric at the thrift store. I mean, sure it’s fun fur. But it’s SHERBET fun fur. STRIPED, SHERBET-COLOURED FUN FUR.

I mean, what could possibly possess someone to design this, let alone produce it?

oh, right. Drugs.

Anyway, I purchased it knowing it would be the most fabulous fabric challenge ever. Also, I’m mean.

The woman at the thrift store counter asked me what I was going to do with it, her tone of voice no different than if I’d been purchasing a bag of dead cockroaches. “I’m sending it to some friends!” I said brightly.

She replied, “Don’t like them much, do you?”

But I knew they’d be up for the challenge.

UNICORN!

For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

To see all the entries go to Craft Corner Death Match!

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March 13 2011 | animals and different materials and homage and myths | 1 Comment »

Day 348 – CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH: School Bus Driver Hall of Fame

CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!

THE THEME: SCHOOL BUS DRIVER HALL OF FAMERS

Gentle readers, let me tell you a true story ripped from the pages of my own life.

I probably had a number of bus drivers in my formative years, but I only remember one. She wore a kitty cat sweatshirt, from which she had removed the arms. Her hair clung to her scalp like a felted sheep, and she brazenly smoked her cigarette out the side driver window.

Her name was Thelma.

The very first day she picked us up, she screeched the bus over to the side of the road, yelled at us to be quiet, and when we didn’t comply, roared:

“My name is bus driver Thelma AND I AIN’T NEED NO LOUISE TO DRIVE YOU OFFA CLIFF!”

I live in awe of that woman.

For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

To see all the entries go to Craft Corner Death Match!

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February 27 2011 | homage and myths | 4 Comments »

Day 344 – CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH: Squirrel Attack!!

CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!

THE THEME: SQUIRREL ATTACK!

Look, if you’ve ever lived around squirrels you know they are little ninjas:

Though most of them don’t have teeny nutchucks.

For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

To see all the entries go to Craft Corner Death Match!

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January 23 2011 | accessories and animals and myths and occupations | 1 Comment »

Day 342 – CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH: Undergarments as Headgear

CRAFT CORNER DEATH MATCH!!

THE THEME: UNDERWEAR AS HEADGEAR

I’m sure none of us have ever done this, ever.

look people, PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.

AND YOU CAN’T PROVE IT DID.

For this theme, there are three other competitors:
The Harpy!
Yermits!
Sarah Apple!

To see all the entries go to Craft Corner Death Match!

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January 02 2011 | accessories and myths | 1 Comment »

Day 337- Yermits vs Robots: FABRIC SWAP

YERMITS VS. ROBOTS VS APPLES: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.

This is week twelve! The Theme: Fabric Swap.

This week Jenny and I swapped some fabric, with the caveat that one had to use the fabric in this week’s entry. Here is the amazing stuff I got:




The possibilities! I thought and thought and thought, but there was one idea this fabric kept screaming at me:

This dude looks totally legit! Let’s buy our car from him!




Here is Jenny Yermit’s sparkling entry:





Pink! sparkles! I love the horns, I love the sweater. It’s adorable! And I’m sorry that fabric shed all over your room. But… pink sparkles make it all better, right?

NEXT WEEK: did we have a theme? fairy tales? odious people? pet peeves?

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November 21 2010 | accessories and different materials and myths and occupations | 2 Comments »

Day 336 – Yermits vs Robots: FORBIDDEN LORE

YERMITS VS. ROBOTS VS APPLES: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.

This is week eleven! The Theme: Forbidden Lore.

Okay, so I was going to do a Freemason bot for this week’s theme, but have you seen a freemason lately? They wear these aprons? It’s… uh… traditional or something? Anyway, I just couldn’t do it. Freemasonry may have a solid foundation of mystical woowoo and secret, forbidden lore roots, but the apron is a dealbreaker.

But you know who is totally stuffed full of forbidden lore?

Mothereffin Knights Templar. (Actually, it would seem that the freemasons are at least partially responsible for some of the lore surrounding the Templars. OF COURSE.) Anyway, supposedly the Knights Templar know all sorts of things, like where the holy grail is, and the masonic secrets, and how they get the caramel into a caramilk bar.

I am, of course, skeptical. If the Knights Templar knew where the Holy Grail was, they totally could have made nazis drink from it so that they would melt. That could’ve worked, right?

Also I should probably make a Monty Python reference here, to go along with that Indiana Jones one.

and here he is looking all full of secret lore and magical knowledge:

Here is Jenny Yermit’s forbidden entry:

Wooo, dragon. I have seen this in person and it is wonderful.

NEXT WEEK: FABRIC SWAP!

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November 14 2010 | homage and myths | 1 Comment »

DAY 334 – Yermits vs Robots; Living in Canada

YERMITS VS. ROBOTS: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.

This is week nine! The Theme: LIVING IN CANADA.

Did you know? I totally live in Canada. It’s like living in the United States, except that we have universal health care and we’re polite. ZING. Or like living in Britain, except their national hero is Dactor Who, and ours is David Suzuki.

Oh yeah, AND WE RIDE POLAR BEARS TO WORK. NO REALLY. IT’S TRUE.

Mine is named Horatio.

And no, we don’t all live in igloos. That’s just silly.

Here is Jenny Yermit’s totally Canadian entry:

Canadian to the core. Donuts! Hat! Mitts! Boots and shorts all year!

NEXT WEEK’S THEME: TBA

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October 31 2010 | accessories and animals and different materials and myths and other awesome stuff | 5 Comments »

DAY 332 – Yermits vs Robots; Robot as a Yermit / Yermit as a Robot

YERMITS VS. ROBOTS: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.

This is week seven (really? seven?). The Theme: ROBOT AS YERMIT / YERMIT AS ROBOT.

I present: A ROBOT AS A YERMIT! I wish I’d thought of this 300 bots ago- it would have made this project WAY EASIER:

Okay, I’m just joking. Here’s the real one:

It’s a drunken bear! Though it does kinda look like Teen Wolf Gets a Job at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.

Here is Jenny Yermit’s robotically awesome entry:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! amazing. How does Jenny do this every week?

NEXT WEEK’S THEME: NASA! SPACE SHUTTLE! YEAH!

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October 17 2010 | accessories and animals and homage and myths and occupations | 2 Comments »

Day 330 – Yermits vs Robots: Spinsters and Trollops

YERMITS VS. ROBOTS: BATTLE OF INCOMPREHENSIBILY CUTE THINGS, OR MAYBE THINGS DRESSED AS OTHER THINGS WE DIDN’T REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT TO CALL IT.

This is week five. The Theme: Spinsters and Trollops.

I chose to go with: COUGAR BOT.

This is one of those bots where I know, I just know, that it’s something my mother is going to ask me to explain. As in “What’s a cougar?”.* I pre-emptively googled cougar, and mostly it’s just pictures of Demi Moore.

* If you don’t know what a cougar is, you should probably check out this link: THIS IS WHAT A COUGAR IS

Here is Jenny Yermit’ssuperbly fantastic entry:

Spinster by day, trollop by night!

NEXT WEEK’S THEME: POTATOES. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING. IT IS POTATOES.

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October 03 2010 | myths and occupations and Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

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